Winner: Bad tilapia at Bad Tilapialooza
Winner: Patty "The Beef" Devoe
Winner: Don Jon
Winner: Casino Royale
Winner: Sleeping with Juan eye open
Winner: Christmas moose
Winner: Jamba Juice
Winner: Orange Blueberry Fish Razzmatazz, available for the month of July
Winner: Come to our 140 locations, Banana Berry Human Fish
Winner: 100 shekels
Winner: Do whatever you want
Winner: Tangerine Madness
Winner: Blueberry Bombastic Bush
Winner: No winner
Winner: Uncle Stan says he worked on Fifth Avenue
Winner: Gif [gif]
Winner: Well David Bluvband is our lord and savior and he has risen and has atoned for all of your sins. So that's what I'm going with.
Winner: Shitbox fun
Winner: The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Winner: Malaysian airline
Winner: The circus
Winner: Nervous
Winner: Nacho Furtado
Winner: I dub thee the Track Suit Enforcer
Winner: Nightmare on Elm Street
Winner: Terracotta army
Winner: Packing peanuts
Winner: The Glass Menagerie
Winner: David Bluvband once dressed up as Duke Ellington in blackface on Halloween as a child
Winner: David Bluvband once hooked up with a married woman
Winner: Fuck R.E.M.
Winner: Bears
Winner: Already regretting this idea
Winner: Cthulhu Dreadnought of the Deep
Winner: Holy shit, they're married!
Winner: Sonic the Hedgehog
Winner: R.L. Stine's "Goosebumps"
Winner: Ray's Doing Bad
Winner: Mo' Money, Mo' Problems
Winner: @ChrisJizzhard
Winner: Salt-n-Pepa
Winner: It's a typo
Winner: Grow up
Winner: Mr. Horma is my name
Winner: I'll never tell
Winner: Marvin the Near-Sighted Madman
Winner: Lou Reed
Winner: Dog counterparts always win: Rover Dangerfield
Winner: The dog version of John Leguizamo
Winner: Kid N Play
Winner: Griffan New Man
Winner: House Party 5
Winner: Rasputin
Winner: Mary Tyler no mo'
Winner: Crouching Tiger
Winner: Should give up
Winner: Couldn't keep up, he's too old
Winner: Doesn't fucking matter
Winner: Cool Runnings
Winner: Hidden The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
Winner: Omar comin'
Winner: McNulty
Winner: Baltimore, no spoilers!
Winner: Dizzy Show
Winner: Not the mole
Winner: The Glass Menagerie
Winner: I got a question for you Calstead: are you ready to die? vs Midnight Cowboy
Winner: Ger Stevens
Winner: Ladies and Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains
Winner: Miracle Whip
Winner: Ger Stevens
Winner: Ladies and Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains
Winner: The Diary of Anne Frank
Winner: Fish kiss
Winner: Connor
Winner: We'll take it to the couch anytime
Winner: Thumbs down
Winner: Mike O'Malley
Winner: Sausage fiesta
Winner: Worst
Winner: Regretting it
Winner: I can't read
Winner: Sporks
Winner: The Jets
Winner: Oskar Schindler
Winner: The Board of Education
Winner: Desperate pleasures
Winner: Micky Dolenz tattoos
Winner: Vomit
Winner: Don Quixote
Winner: Ahhhhh, Ruuuuuuudy
Winner: Gethard
Winner: OWWWW NO GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY
Winner: Dirty thirty
Winner: It smells
Winner: The Game of Life
Winner: Road Rules
Winner: Smoke weed everyday, kid
Winner: Beyoncé Knowles
Winner: Dougie from Connecticut
Winner: Gold Diggers of 1937
Winner: Man Behind The Plant: Fictional
Winner: We'll see them all again!
Winner: Douglas Adams
Winner: Regina George
Winner: Dinosaur III
Winner: Gif [jif]
Winner: Petunia
Winner: Welcome Random Maxine
Winner: Dazed and Confused
Winner: The Jonestown Massacre
Winner: It's been awhile
Winner: Sandwich Night
Winner: First time having a sandwich
Winner: Smallpox
Winner: Monte Cristo
Winner: Pun
Winner: Eat this sandwich
Winner: Needs more hotsauce
Winner: I just shit a brick
Winner: Jersey Dave
Winner: Bin Laden
Winner: They're both fake
Winner: A dick with stitches
Winner: Smoke weed everyday
Winner: Obese Oscar
Winner: Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Winner: Phish the band
Winner: Sweet 16 parties
Winner: Wedding receptions
Winner: Wedding receptions
Winner: Wedding receptions
Winner: Wedding receptions
Winner: Chimp
Winner: Nick Nolte
Winner: I knew that fish.
Winner: I'm going to miss him.
Winner: John Cena
Winner: Murph
Winner: Tom Selleck
Winner: Grumpy human fish
Winner: Pttttthhhhhhhhhh
Winner: Heath Ledger's Joker
Winner: Either
Winner: Sheep tongues
Winner: Undecided
Winner: Dom Deluise
Winner: Human Fish
Winner: Chain
Winner: Faker
Winner: No Direction Home
Winner: A Couple of Frogs
Winner: Millie
Winner: John Wayne Gacy
Winner: Corey Feldman
Winner: Owls!
Winner: John Cryer
Winner: Annoying teenagers
Winner: Yeah
Winner: Cipha Sounds
Winner: Tommy Tune
Winner: Scott Adsit
Winner: Corn holes
Winner: Nermal
Winner: Preparation H
Winner: Wade
Winner: Warren Zevon
Winner: Dustin Hoffman
Winner: Baltimore that song
Winner: Random Ellen
Winner: Randy Quaid
Winner: Chris Gethard as a host
Winner: Annie Hall
Winner: Stephen Colbert
Winner: Dru
Winner: Alfred Hitchcock
Winner: Giant heterosexual
Winner: Birthday surprise
Winner: Egg-style fish birth
Winner: 32-year-old Chris Gethard
Winner: Boy-oh-boy it's your birthday!
Winner: Can you dig it?
Winner: Shawarma beef
Winner: Bethany Hall
Winner: What happens to me in the future
Winner: Iron Man
Winner: Taye Diggs
Winner: Willie Nelson
Winner: Tupac Shakur
Winner: Tupac Shakur hologram
Winner: Jean-Luc Godard
Winner: Spiro Agnew
Winner: Lee Harvey Oswald
Winner: Undecided
Winner: New York
Winner: Stock Market
Winner: Love
Winner: Chandler from Friends
Winner: Double Agent
Winner: Right
Winner: 4
Winner: Pasta Fazul
Winner: Grape Ape
Winner: Gary Oldman
Winner: Killer bees
Winner: Dry ice
Winner: Finding a dead clown in your home every single day
Winner: No haircuts
Winner: Hanukkah menorah
Winner: Hintmaster shirt
Winner: Tony the Tiger
Winner: Potato shirts
Winner: Multiple Man
Winner: Plates
Winner: Fresh water
Winner: Aquaman
Winner: Good
Winner: Harlot
Winner: Pablo Escobar
Winner: The Oscars
Winner: Polar bears
Winner: Susan B. Anthony
Winner: Shannon O'Neill
Winner: Jamie Lee Curtis will always play a divorced mom because of her haircut, digestive problems, and penis
Winner: Jeep Grand Cherokee
Winner: Lea Michele
Winner: HPV
Winner: Chicken linguini
Winner: The fox trot
Winner: Iron Maiden
Winner: Jerry Garcia
Winner: Das Boot
Winner: Cynthia Nixon
Winner: The Art of War
Winner: Whitney Houston's cocaine
Winner: Mmmmmmmmmm giiiiiiirl
Winner: The letter G
Winner: Eli Manning
Winner: Mad skills
Winner: Paper
Winner: Paper
Winner: Wild Hogs
Winner: Connor Ratliff
Winner: Novacain
Winner: Leaving the gas on
Winner: Bareback
Winner: Tin Tin
Winner: Griiiiiiiiiiizz
Winner: Grizzabeth Short
Winner: AskJeeves
Winner: Not to be
Winner: I have grievances
Winner: Ruin this show
Winner: Bethany Hall
Winner: George Stefanopolis
Winner: Take a call later
Winner: Hand sanitizer
Winner: Bell's palsy
Winner: Watching your dog get hit by a car
Winner: Space Jam the movie
Winner: The Larry Sanders Show
Winner: Papa Beaver's Story Time
Winner: Big ol' bouncy butt
Winner: Brunette
Winner: Making love in the ocean
Winner: Loneliness
Winner: Not good
Winner: Bad basketball
Winner: Barry White
Winner: The Toon Squad
Winner: Steven Sagal
Winner: Dicks
Winner: Paddy Mills
Winner: Basketball Jones
Winner: Crane shot
Winner: Good
Winner: Girls
Winner: Roast beef
Winner: Thanksgiving meals
Winner: Fuck the world
Winner: Hunter S Thompson
Winner: A semen stain
Winner: Not cannibalism
Winner: Underage virgin olive oil
Winner: Shannon
Winner: Peanut butter
Winner: Nadir
Winner: Once you pop the fun don't stop
Winner: Death
Winner: One percent milk
Winner: Jungleland by Bruce Springsteen
Winner: Get rich or die trying
Winner: Hitler
Winner: Tuberculosis
Winner: Have your mom call The Human Fish later
Winner: Chris Gethard
Winner: Slurpies
Winner: Rob Malone
Winner: Rabbits
Winner: Random Andrew
Winner: Human Fish is not ready
Winner: Chris Christie
Winner: Random Andrew
Winner: Martial law
Winner: Neither
Winner: Forest Whitaker
Winner: Sky Mall magazine
Winner: Low riders
Winner: Subway the restaurant
Winner: Creamed air
Winner: Four Burgers, Boston, Massachusetts
Winner: Doves
Winner: The Romans
Winner: Awakenings
Winner: Manhattan Cable Access
Winner: The Outernet
Winner: Glen Rice
Winner: Apple sauce
Winner: Broccoli sauce
Winner: Sam Kinison
Winner: The Count of Monte Cristo
Winner: Harry Nilsson
Winner: Christopher Reeve
Winner: Jay-Z
Winner: Hurricanes
Winner: Random
Winner: Come up with an answer to the question
Winner: True
Winner: Right
Winner: Cha-cha-chaaaaaa
Winner: Men Behaving Badly starring Rob Schneider
Winner: Salt and olive oil
Winner: Germ warfare
Winner: Win
Winner: Human Fish's testicles
Winner: Newport cigarettes
Winner: Bob Dylan
Winner: Jerry Orbach
Winner: Hair
Winner: The Knicks/Nicks
Winner: Ukuleles
Winner: Sand
Winner: Joey Buttafuoco
Winner: Werther's Originals
Winner: Long Island
Winner: Carpets
Winner: Black and White Television
Winner: Steve Martin Anywhere
Winner: The Ducks
Winner: Traffic Cones
Winner: Whirlwinds
Winner: Freedom
Winner: No winner "too emotional to answer"
Winner: The Sky
Winner: Raw Dog
Winner: Watership Down
Winner: Frozen
Winner: Mice
Winner: Tony Randall
Winner: Chairs
Winner: They Renewed Ballers
Winner: Howard Hesse
Winner: Greeks
Winner: Eastern Parkway
Winner: Ice Cream
Winner: A Very Fat Man
Winner: Sausage Rolls
Winner: Chips
Winner: Andrew Lloyd Webber